![]() ![]() No idea why it exists, but it does, and we have to acknowledge it’s a ‘thing’ now. I’d try and help him, but a zera can’t change it’s stripes. Being fair he may have a disability of some sort, and I should respect that. I have a workmate that I’m sure had this as a child. You just KNOW that head is gonna come off to reveal a spike drenched in the sadness of child factory workers. Desperate Dan decided he was having ALL the fucking pies.įor a mere $2 dollars, you could own your own see through plastic Gears knock off. It’s the moment you realise you’re adopted. You feverishly strip off the coloured paper to reveal your very own Sony Playstation. If you were over 13, the insides of your pj bottoms would be wringing wet of accidental joy (that you would later pass off as spilt milk).įinally the moment arrives. Your excitement builds to a near dangerous level. You spot the oblong box under the tree, yet you leave it till last. There’s nothing I can say that you can’t see. Turn it on, wait for it to smoke, lob it over the back fence and wait for it to blow up next doors dog. ![]() You know it contains 2600 games, all of which are Tetris clones. It’s like Metal Mickey and Dusty Bin got smashed over the park and got out of hand in the bushes behind the pylon. It’s so shit that I need to see it every day. ![]() Following the failings of Terminator Dark Fate, subsequent sequels were straight to DVD. Remember that time ‘Goofe’ was a superstar wrestler? Me neither. Yet his hands say ‘I PUNCH YOUR SOUL OUT FOOL!’ Goofy’s orgy gear was so hot that Mickey momentarily stopped rimming Donald, in wonder. His eyes say ‘get over here girl, I gonna make ya soggy’. *Rapturous applause and crowd surfing ensues* Spitting Images’ parody of Chris Brown was 50% spot on. Guys, guys! I’ve got it! ROBOT DOLPHIN TRANSFORMER!”Ĭhinese Dave: “Err…it has an assault rifle” Yet they also like killing machines….hmmmm. The Chinese really know how to sell a toy.Ĭhinese Dave: “Kids LOVE dolphins. In tonight’s show, fish fingerer Jeremy Wade, gets fucking served Not shown on packaging, the medical Donkey, Neenaw and local pimp, Clitstopher Throbbin. Pooh and his little Hundred Acre Wood “Frieunds”, Poglet and Togger. Piglet should never of called Christopher a “poof”. Pooh later returned with a side car full of sausage and bacon. Is it odd that it most offends me that it’s actually a car and not a motorcycle? I should probably look at my priorities in life. I’m not sure if that’s a title or an instruction. Winnie the Pooh seems to be a huge favourite in the child poisoning plastic weapons department Winnie the Chewįucks that? After 12 Special Brew, Pooh called Tigger a racial slur, then pulled out his Aryton Senna impression. So so close, yet so so far.Īs I have an abundance of spare time and a childish sense of humour, I’ve dug up these little beauties for you to shake your collective heads at. To learn more about how and for what purposes Amazon uses personal information (such as Amazon Store order history), please visit our Privacy Notice.Anyone that knows me knows I have an odd penchant for knock off toys that possibly contain lead and/or small pox. You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie Preferences, as described in the Cookie Notice. Click ‘Customise Cookies’ to decline these cookies, make more detailed choices, or learn more. Third parties use cookies for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalised ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. This includes using first- and third-party cookies, which store or access standard device information such as a unique identifier. If you agree, we’ll also use cookies to complement your shopping experience across the Amazon stores as described in our Cookie Notice. We also use these cookies to understand how customers use our services (for example, by measuring site visits) so we can make improvements. We use cookies and similar tools that are necessary to enable you to make purchases, to enhance your shopping experiences and to provide our services, as detailed in our Cookie Notice. ![]()
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